Hey SmolVerse! 👋 Let's be honest, web3 can be a wild place. zk-SNARKs, DAOs, NFTs... it's enough to make your head spin faster than a SmolCoin price chart! And who has time to actually understand all this stuff?

Well, probably not you. And definitely not me. But here's the thing: I've spent enough time in this space (mostly trying to find the next unicorn 🦄) to have picked up... some things. Let's call it "approximate knowledge." And guess what? Turns out, that's actually kinda useful!

For just 10 $SMOL a pop, I'll attempt to explain those confusing crypto concepts in a way that (might) make sense. Think of it as:

Need to know what a "Layer 2" is without falling asleep? Wondering why everyone is yelling about "the Metaverse"? Just send your crypto question my way! I'll do my best to break it down, even if my "best" involves a few educated guesses and maybe a typo or two. 😂

San Smolcisco rent is NO JOKE. Plus, between you and me, explaining crypto is way less stressful than trying to predict the market. It's a win-win! You get (sort of) clearer on crypto, and I get to procrastinate on real work while earning a few $SMOL. Think of it as supporting a struggling VC's avocado toast habit. 🥑

For the low, low price of 10 $SMOL per question, let Kartik's Kind-of-Accurate Crypto Clarifications be your guide (or at least your comedic relief) in the wild world of web3. Let's learn (and laugh) together! 😂

Disclaimer: Accuracy not guaranteed. May contain traces of humor and mild inaccuracies. Side effects may include increased crypto curiosity and a slight urge to facepalm. Use at your own risk. 😉